SmellslikeBullshit
a thought

bucky-barnes-booty:

therogueoflights:

geekyvegan:

thomaswilliamhiddle:

fille-lioncelle:

fuckheadcunt:

When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.  

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Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?

shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth

reblogging for the last comment

whitewhine:

Another contender for World’s Worst Person!

whitewhine:

Another contender for World’s Worst Person!

whitewhine:

It’s funny how normal people just say “car” and luxury car owners make a point of calling out the make by name.
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link

whitewhine:

It’s funny how normal people just say “car” and luxury car owners make a point of calling out the make by name.

White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link

whitewhine:

I guess that’s what happens when you buy a house in the most expensive market in the country.

whitewhine:

I guess that’s what happens when you buy a house in the most expensive market in the country.

suffering-pauladeen:

Translation to English from Assholish: Let my white ass tell you black people how to take a joke about things that are hurtful to you and not me.
Also, what is this “Race Card” I keep hearing about? Is it like a Visa or Mastercard, or more like American Express? Can I get cash back at an ATM? Are there levels like Gold, Silver, Platinum?

suffering-pauladeen:

Translation to English from Assholish: Let my white ass tell you black people how to take a joke about things that are hurtful to you and not me.

Also, what is this “Race Card” I keep hearing about? Is it like a Visa or Mastercard, or more like American Express? Can I get cash back at an ATM? Are there levels like Gold, Silver, Platinum?

whitewhine:

Most first world thing ever said?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably).

mouthofoblivion:

i just wanted to point out how incredibly white the students for life group is in comparison to these students for planned parenthood. i feel like this says a lot.

whitewhine:

I think we’ve got another contestant in the Whitest Person in the World contest!!!!
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!

whitewhine:

I think we’ve got another contestant in the Whitest Person in the World contest!!!!

Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!

cecilfhtagn:

"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.